What do you get when you mix “The Blair Witch Project” with a Goth internet porn site? “Suicide Girls Must Die,” obviously. Clearly, this is the DVD everyone’s been waiting for. That’s assuming people still wait for DVDs. Brought to you by First Look Studios, the same lovely folks responsible for “Suicide Girls: Guide to Living,” and “2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams,” not to mention “Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans,” this latest effort promises to be a classic of the genre. Just what the genre is, I’m not sure.
From the press kit:
In an unscripted “reality horror” plot that pays homage to the pierced and tattooed pinups of SuicideGirls.com, twelve SuicideGirls calendar models find themselves fighting for their lives inside a remote cabin in Maine. Thanks to an array of hidden cameras as well as portable cameras the edgy, sexy, alternative beauties are carrying, viewers get to see their terror firsthand from every angle. Sawa Suicide directs.
– First Look Studios